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S. J. Perelman
(American Writer)

Nationality:: American
Quote count:: 13
Times favorited:: 12

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“Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring”

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“Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.”

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“Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p%tZ, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes.”

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“The main obligation is to amuse yourself.”

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“A dreary industrial town controlled by hoodlums of enormous wealth, the ethical sense of a pack of jackals and taste so degraded that it befouled everything it touched.”

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“The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. . . . You are what you are.”

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“I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.”

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“Crazy like a fox.”

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“Under a forehead roughly comparable to that of Javanese and Piltdown man are visible a pair of tiny pig eyes, lit up alternately by greed and concupiscence.”

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“Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.”

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