“I speak two languages, Body and English.”
Mae West
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
Harry S Truman
“Timothy was so learned he could name a horse in 9 languages, and bought a cow to ride on.”
Benjamin Franklin
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.”
“I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.”