“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
“Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.”
Bruce Lee
“If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."”
Joe Bob Briggs
“Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.”
“i believe in love. lust. sex. romance. i don't want everything to add up to the perfect equation...i want mess and chaos. i want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me. i want to feel passion, heat and madness. i want it all.”
Tori Pflibsen