“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
“The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it.”
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