“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
“What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.”
Eleanor Powell
“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”
David Daye
“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”
Greek proverb
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”
David Sedaris
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