“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
Bill Watterson
“The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald
“If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell”
Jimmy Swaggart
“We surveyed attendance at 'Grease' over one weekend and of the 500 people who came to see the show 400 were from out-of-town,”
Morrissey
“I have heard a lot of people do 'Nip/Tuck' weekend marathons where they'll watch the whole season in one weekend, ... Personally, I find that very depressing.”
Julian McMahon
“After seeing people consistently do ridiculous things every weekend, I figured it was about time to award these people, share these things with the rest of the world, and encourage these sloppy acts for the sake of pure hilarity.”
Ryan Mahoney
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