“When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.”
George Bernard Shaw
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
Henry Youngman
“The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.”
Mark Twain
“Nature hides her secrets because of her essential loftiness, but not by means of ruse.”
Albert Einstein
“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.”
Proverb