“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra
“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.”
Dan Castellaneta
“Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.”
Mitch Hedberg
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