“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
Woody Allen
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife”
Edgar Watson Howe
“The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
Contributed by: Andy James
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
Winston Churchill
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
Henry Youngman
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