“If life gives you lemons...you know you have a Herculean hangover. Either that, or you're holding Tequilla shots in both hands.”
Prabhudoss Samuel
“Life sucks and then you die.”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!”
Mustafa Bakri
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”
Albert Einstein
“We quaff the cup of life with eager haste without draining it, instead of which it only overflows the brim / objects press around us, filling the mind with the throng of desires that wait upon them, so that we have no room for the thoughts of death.”
Oscar Wilde
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”