“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”
Woody Allen
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.”
Voltaire
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”
“Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. There is no other time.”
Mark Twain
“Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million”
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