“He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.”
Voltaire
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“CECILY. When I see a spade I call it a spade./ GWENDOLEN. I am glad to say I have never seen a spade. It is obvious that our social spheres have been widely different.”
Oscar Wilde
“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”
Woody Allen
“When good Americans die they go to Paris.”
“France had neither winter nor summer nor morals - apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country”
Mark Twain
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