“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control..”
Diana Jordan
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
Bill Watterson
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