“A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife”
Thomas Fuller
“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
Benjamin Franklin
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
Dick Van Dyke
“No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.”
Harold Macmillan
“Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first”
Billy Sunday
“An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.”
Ogden Nash