“If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.”
Dr. Seuss
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
Voltaire
“Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course.”
George Bernard Shaw
“I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum”
“I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.”
“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
Mark Twain
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