“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut.”
Albert Einstein
“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.”
William Arthur Ward
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
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