“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
Honore de Balzac
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
Mark Twain
“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.”
Zig Ziglar
“Oh the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all right out, just as they are.”
Dinah Maria Mulock
“For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Erma Bombeck
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
Oscar Wilde
“Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.”
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