“What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?”
Rita Mae Brown
“A woman has a much better chance than a man of acquittal on a murder charge. If she happens to be a blonde her chances rise about 45 percent.”
John McGeorge
“Women are strange and incomprehensible, a device invented by Providence to keep the wit of man well sharpened by constant employment”
Arnold Bennett
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”
Joseph Conrad
“Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, good mother, good looking, good tempered, well groomed and unaggressive”
Leslie McIntyre
“A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.”
Lord Byron
“I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.”
Sex and the City