“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
Jeff Foxworthy
“Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!”
Mustafa Bakri
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie schmidt herman
“Life sucks and then you die.”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don't have to be nice anymore.”
Billy Idol
“He insulted me, he cheated me, he beat me, he robbed me' - those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.”
Buddha
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