“I had to kid him that now he's a true redneck ? he married his cousin.”
Jerry Bonner
“I didn't know what true happiness was until I got married, by then it was too late.”
Unknown
“You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.”
Jeff Foxworthy
“You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.”
“I'm a country redneck bloke”
Dave Allen
“It's partly the Southernization of America, in that the Southern working-class version of redneck is becoming the national version, and it's good-natured, it has humor and, in some ways, it's a performance.”
Charles Wilson
“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”