“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything.”
Winnie the Pooh
“Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else unless it is an enemy.”
Albert Einstein
“How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.”
“Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare”
George Bernard Shaw
“When you say one thing, the clever person understands three”
Chinese Proverbs