(620 quotes found)
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”
Gerard Way
“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”
P. J. O'Rourke
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?”
Bill Hicks
“I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.”
Oscar Wilde
“If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you”
Dick Gregory
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