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“Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.”
Dale Carnegie
“You can make an audience see nearly anything, if you yourself believe in it.”
Mary Renault
“The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.”
Oliver Goldsmith
“Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.”
George Carlin
“In the world's audience hall, the simple blade of grass sits on the same carpet with the sunbeams, and the stars of midnight”
Rabindranath Tagore
“There is no such thing as a Mass Mind. The Mass Audience is made up of individuals, and good advertising is written always from one person to another. When it is aimed at millions it rarely moves anyone.”
Fairfax Cone
“The difference between critics and audiences is that one is a group of humans and one is not”
Edward Albee
“Never treat your audience as customers, always as partners.”
James Stewart
“The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.”
Lenny Bruce
“I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!”
William Shatner
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