(365 quotes found)
“I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be a darling at it.”
Dorothy Parker
“You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it”
Groucho Marx
“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
W. C. Fields
“I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin' is pickin' up yer teeth with a boxin' glove on”
Kin Hubbard
“I'm a great lover, I'll bet.”
Emo Philips
“If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.”
Jack Handy
“If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.”
“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.”
Damon Runyon
“I bet some of you feel sorry for me. Well don't. Having an artificial leg has its advantages. I've broken my right knee many times and it doesn't hurt a bit.”
Terry Fox
“Three jolly Farmers / Once bet a pound / Each dance the other would / Off the ground.”
Walter de La Mare
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