(5397 quotes found)
“My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond 'Z' and start poking around!”
Dr. Seuss
“What we call chaos is just patterns we haven't recognized. What we call random is just patterns we cant decipher. What we can't understand we call nonsense. What we can't read we call gibberish. There is no free will. There are no variables. There is only the inevitable.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“I got nothing against no Viet Cong. No Vietnamese ever called me a nigger.”
Muhammad Ali
“I don't know what my calling is, but I want to be here for a bigger reason. I strive to be like the greatest people who have ever lived.”
Will Smith
“It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.”
W. C. Fields
“O, call back yesterday, bid time return.”
William Shakespeare
“The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like.”
Dave Barry
“If there's anything that you want, / If there's anything I can do, / Just call on me, / And I'll send it along with love from me to you.”
John Lennon
“If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.”
Abraham Lincoln
“The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names”
Chinese Proverbs