(759 quotes found)
“Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.”
Mae West
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.”
Jim Bishop
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
Woody Allen
“All that is not eternal is eternally out of date.”
C.S. Lewis
“What is research but a blind date with knowledge?”
Will Harvey
“If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.”
Jack Handy
“Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.”
John Lennon
“I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.”
Andy Warhol
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