(1028 quotes found)
“We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead / and not then until we have been dead years and years. People ought to start dead and then they would be honest so much earlier.”
Mark Twain
“I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.”
Douglas Adams
“Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”
W. C. Fields
“One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead”
Scott Adams
“Absence from those we love is self from self - a deadly banishment.”
William Shakespeare
“I'll sleep when I'm dead.”
Warren Zevon
“I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget.”
Chaim Herzog
“Would I were dead, if God's good will were so,For what is in this world but grief and woe?”
“Be a dreamer. If you don't know how to dream, you're dead.”
Jim Valvano
“Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead!”