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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
Tommy Cooper
“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”
“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”
Albert Einstein
“Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.”
Dave Barry
“There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.”
Johnny Depp
“Living without faith is like driving in a fog.”
Proverb
“Water is the driving force of all nature.”
Leonardo da Vinci
“I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.”
Whoopi Goldberg
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