(133 quotes found)
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
“Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.”
Will Rogers
“Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.”
Ozzy Osbourne
“"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years."”
Gerard Way
“But I'm not so think as you drunk I am”
J. C. Squire
“It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.”
Charles Baudelaire
“If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.”
Wil Wheaton
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
Jim Morrison
“The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid”
Richard Braunstein
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