(145 quotes found)
“You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.”
William S. Burroughs
“I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy
“"Oh, I'm rather fond of him that way. It shows that deep down he's a fake." -on her graying 1935 Oscar for Jezebel.”
Bette Davis
“The hair is real; it's the head that's fake”
Steve Allen
“You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well”
Carrie Fisher
“Emperor? You old fake! / You're no Emperor. You're just an onion. / Now then, little Peer, I'm going to peel you.”
Henrik Ibsen
“To fake it is to stand guard over emptiness”
Arthur Herzog
“Hippies are so phoney and fake.”
George Harrison
“You must have an alibi to show why you lost. If you haven't one, you must fake one. You self confidence must be maintained.”
Christy Mathewson
“It was so nice to go into this fake courtroom [on Ally McBeal]. I immediately went up into the judge's chair. Nice view. A preferable perspective.”
Robert Downey Jr.
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