(583 quotes found)
“Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts.”
Jack Handy
“No one knows better than a sister how we grew up, and who our friends, teachers and favorite toys were. No one knows better than she...”
Dale V. Atkins
“My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating -- and he knows when to stop working.”
Harry S Truman
“Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.”
David Letterman
“The fear of life is the favorite disease of the twentieth century”
William Lyon Phelps
“What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“My favorite jellybean is the pink one with the flavor inside.”
Chester Bennington
“That's like asking you to pick your favorite child... I do however, think Bird on a Wire was one of my finest works. Oscar caliber.”
Mel Gibson
“Yankee Stadium is my favorite stadium; I'm not going to lie to you. There's a certain feel you get in Yankee Stadium.”
Derek Jeter
“When the dog bites, when the bee stings When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad”
Oscar Hammerstein II