(613 quotes found)
“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.”
Robert Frost
“Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts.”
Jack Handy
“What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“My favorite jellybean is the pink one with the flavor inside.”
Chester Bennington
“My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating -- and he knows when to stop working.”
Harry S Truman
“The fear of life is the favorite disease of the twentieth century”
William Lyon Phelps
“No one knows better than a sister how we grew up, and who our friends, teachers and favorite toys were. No one knows better than she...”
Dale V. Atkins
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips
“Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.”
David Letterman
“When the dog bites, when the bee stings When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad”
Oscar Hammerstein II
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