(32 quotes found)
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go”
Oscar Wilde
“If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.”
Lao Tzu
“The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election”
George Carlin
“We must become the change we want to see.”
Mahatma Gandhi
“Growth in wisdom may be exactly measured by decrease in bitterness”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”
Confucius
“The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury”
Marcus Aurelius
“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
“What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street... It's a way to open shit...”