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“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person.”
François de la Rochefoucauld
“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
Harry S Truman
“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?”
Stephen Wright
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips
“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
Oscar Wilde
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
Woody Allen
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