(2567 quotes found)
“Hey, how about that? That's funny how those things work out.”
Eric Weinrich
“Mach diamonds are a rocket girl's best friend.”
Vanna Bonta
“Dreams permit each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.”
William Dement
“Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.”
Don Herold
“Confusion is always the most honest response.”
Marty Indik
“I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.”
Eric Sykes
“People are like slinkies. Basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.”
Unknown
“Maybe its maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel and Gretel-she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.”
Miranda Hobbs from Sex and the City
“My boss was nice enough to give me another car. The funny thing was, he gave that car (the Camry) to me, too. It was a wreck. It was an old recovered stolen vehicle.”
Patrick Rice
“I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.”
Terry Pratchett
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