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“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
Winston Churchill
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.”
A. A. Milne
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
Agatha Christie
“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”
Woody Allen
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.”
Oscar Wilde
“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans”
John Lennon
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
Mark Twain
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