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“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
Agatha Christie
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
Tre Cool
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
“I speak two languages, Body and English.”
Mae West
“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.”
Oscar Wilde
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.”
Michael Davis
“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans”
John Lennon
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
Groucho Marx
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