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“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.”
Albert Einstein
“I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships”
Gilda Radner
“There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.”
Mae West
“Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.”
“Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise.”
Maya Angelou
“Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. there is absolutely no woman finer than one raised below the mason-dixon line and once you go southern may the good Lord help you - you never go back.”
Kenny Chesney
“A girls heart is like a dark wood”
Russian Proverb
“I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.”
Joan Crawford
“Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
George Carlin
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