(1240 quotes found)
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
Mark Twain
“Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy.”
Eskimo Proverb
“The love of truth has its reward in heaven and even on earth.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“The mind can make a heaven out of hell or a hell out of heaven”
John Milton
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's”
“Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in”
“Heaven, as conventionally conceived, is a place so inane, so dull, so useless, so miserable, that nobody has ever ventured to describe a whole day in heaven, though plenty of people have described a day at the seaside.”
George Bernard Shaw
“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
“The idealist is incorrigible: if he is thrown out of his heaven he makes an ideal of his hell.”
“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.”