(123 quotes found)
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
Scott Adams
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
Larry Kersten
“What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.”
William Blake
“Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them”
Walter Kerr
“I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.”
Billie Joe Armstrong
“April comes like an idiot, babbling and stewing flowers.”
Edna St. Vincent Millay
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