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“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
Erma Bombeck
“When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'”
Johnny Depp
“Telling lies and showing off to get attention are mistakes I made that I don't want my kids to make.”
Jane Fonda
“I'm convinced there is an incredible advantage for kids who are raised in a home where they can be totally confident that Mom and Dad love each other”
Jay Kesler
“All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them.”
Magic Johnson
“The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.”
Fred Astaire
“I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.”
Yogi Berra
“The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up.”
John Lennon
“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.”
Dan Castellaneta
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