(365 quotes found)
“I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.”
Tre Cool
“One should never know too precisely whom one has married”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him”
Cher
“Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!”
Groucho Marx
“When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.”
Warren Farrell
“I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!”
Alan Jay Lerner
“Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?”
Carrie P. Snow
“It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.”
Mae West
“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.”
W. C. Fields
“What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.”
Claire Trevor
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