(10 quotes found)
“I am going to my room to masturbate before I have a light lunch, if you would like to come and watch”
Salvador Dalí
“What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.”
Milos Foreman
“I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex”
David Lodge
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it”
Truman Capote
“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
Woody Allen
“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.”
Ron Jeremy
“She can quit over bad chicken, but she can't understand that making men masturbate is wrong? ... She knows right from wrong.”
Chris Graveline
“Talking is just masturbation without the mess.”
Raine Maida
“You cannot blame porn, ... When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.”
“Being put on top of each other and forced to masturbate, being naked in front of each other — it's all a form of torture.”
Bernard Haykel
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