(421 quotes found)
“Know how to do anything - I’m a mom”
Roseanne Barr
“Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?”
Bart Simpson
“My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.”
Wendy Liebman
“My mom, she is the most unbelievable mom that you could ever have in your entire life and she's always with me on everything. The most I've ever been away from her is two days. I love her more than anybody could ever know.”
Dakota Fanning
“Mom and apple pie”
Proverb
“Unfortunately for my report, mom caught me and I didn't get to see how it ended.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“I've always wanted to be an actress, ever since I was a little girl. I always played the mom and I played my sister as the daughter. I wanted to be an actress on television and movies instead of just around the house.”
“Well, I wouldn't let anybody take advantage of me anyway. But my mom had my back.”
Ashlee Simpson
“I didn't know Bacardi should be mixed with anything so I just drank it straight. My mom took me to hospital because she thought I'd taken drugs.”
Sandra Bullock
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