(113 quotes found)
“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
Jack Handy
“My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?”
Mitch Hedberg
“If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.”
Albert Einstein
“I may have a feather duster down my pants.”
Johnny Depp
“They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'”
Eddie Izzard
“I dropped my pants in a tattoo parlor in Amsterdam. I woke up in a waterbed with this funky-looking dragon with a blue tongue on my hip. I realized I made a mistake, so a few months later I got a cross to cover it. When my pants hang low, it looks like I'm wearing a dagger!”
Angelina Jolie
“It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.”
Robin Williams
“In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.”
Conan O'Brien
“Fridays are not 'pants optional'”
Nancy Cartwright
“I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade.”
Billie Joe Armstrong
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