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“I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics”
Mark Twain
“Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.”
Dan Castellaneta
“It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.”
“Do not put your faith in what statistics say until you have carefully considered what they do not say.”
William W. Watt
“There are lies, damned lies and statistics.”
“All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.”
Chris Hart
“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.”
Benjamin Disraeli
“Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about ''character issues.'' Either that or just go ahead and determine the presidency with three-legged races and pie-eating contests. It would make better TV.”
P. J. O'Rourke
“I can prove anything by statistics except the truth”
George Canning
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