(100 quotes found)
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“There ought to be a room in every house to swear in”
Mark Twain
“When my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her, though know she lies”
William Shakespeare
“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.”
W. C. Fields
“All lovers swear more performance than they are able”
“'Cause I swear that I'm dying, slowly but its happining.”
Conor Oberst
“And I swear that I don't have a gun”
Kurt Cobain
“I swims in the Tagus all across at once, and I rides on an ass or a mule, and swears Portuguese, and have got a diarrhea and bites from the mosquitoes. But what of that? Comfort must not be expected by folks that go a pleasuring.”
Lord Byron
“"I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all I want. I don't want the tartar and I don't want the cavaties. And I want white teeth. How come I have to choose? And then they have the 'Colgate Total' that supposedly has everything in there. I don't believe that for one second. If it's all in the one, how come they make all the others? Who's going: "I don't mind the tartar so much."?"”
Ellen DeGeneres
“O, swear not by the moon, the fickle moon, the inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circle orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.”
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