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“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”
Calvin & Hobbes
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
“I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.”
“I like men who have a future and women who have a past”
“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.”
“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
“I can believe anything provided it is incredible.”
“I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.”
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